One of my past opponents asked me to include this on my blog. This is what happens when a jobber talks with another jobber. 
Super Jobber: Do you ever wear those speedos I gave you in a match? I hope so. They are very hot on you.
Loserboy: I never wore it in a match because they only look sexy on you lol.
Super Jobber: Are you nuts? Much sexier on you........as you know i am a sort of a speedo freak............i wore blue and white striped ones swimming this morning, i got them from a guy at the clash (he brought a shit load of them there and we got to choose whichever we wanted for free).... It's weird swimming in speedos knowing that you wrestle in them as well! its sort of freaky walking out to the pool in them wearing flip flops because that is the same thing I wear in the ring and i get sort of hard!.......my deepest confessions to you!!! I just think the gear is part of the sexiness of the wrestling, especially in pro....I meanits just like swimming where you are standing there in front of a crowd that is watching you in the most minimal of gear........and if you have the right body shape you can rock it..........just part of the thrill for me I guess, sort of crazy eh? But I know you love gear as well....when I am with you it is more about the sexiness of it because you are so hot........i know you are more into tests of strength which is just not me.... And you sort of put up with me because I am not your ideal big bear like creature you crave.... but thanks for indulging me :)
Loserboy: I agree with you to some extent :) I do love gear, but I tend to love more the pro gear nowadays. The kneepads, boots and elbow pads give me some sort of boost or confidence and strength in the ring :) What makes you think I like bears? ;)
Super Jobber: HAHAHAHAHA..............most of your matches are with BIG HAIRY guys.....I think it is your desire to "slay the big hairy creature" and show that you are the ALPHA male, the stronger one........wimpy, smaller guys like me are no test for the GREAT LOSERBOY, I must totally bore you.........i had this really hot Asian tag team partner a few years back, was into matching gear with me and wrestling barefoot, taped ankles the whole bit, total jobber, even worse than me, never fought back.....so hot, thats what i seek yet again.....
Loserboy: Super Jobber, if you bored me, I wouldn't have rolled in the ring with you in front of everyone that year at the Clash of the Titans :P
Super Jobber: True, but I don't present a real wrestling challenge to you was my point, I am not your "ideal" opponent....
Loserboy: You don't know need to be a real wrestling challenge. If you like wrestling, have a passion for it, and have a good personality then I will wrestle you :) And you do like wrestling and have a passion for it and you have a great personality :) And you probably know that I am more of a jobber than the heel that slay the big hairy creatures :P
Super Jobber: You a jobber? C'mon, you had me fooled! Too bad you are so far away, I could attack you right now :)))))
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A pep talk between jobbers usually ends up with someone being a heel. You can't really have two jobbers losing a match in a ring. Well okay, maybe there are things like double disqualifications.
And honestly, I've wrestled guys that are smaller than me too. Sometimes, they are as fun as slaying the big hairy guy. 
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