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In a sudden burst of strength, Loserboy miraculously finds the courage and strength to overpower-flip-forward-and break-free of the Spadle. He dashes quickly behind The Tycoon and locks in his Dreadful Head Scissors of Victory!
The Tycoon is astonished:
- "How is this possible?"
- "Anything is possible in an alternate reality!", barks a tempestuously proud Loserboy, overly excited of what he has just accomplished.
Loserboy squeezes hard! ... He squeezes so hard that The Tycoon submits!
- "Argh! STOP! I GIVE!"
Loserboy flexes to show that his victory was not in vain. It was a victory over one of the greatest opponents he has ever faced. |
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Loserboy mounts The Tycoon and nags him:
- "So, who's in charge now? How does it feel like to be mine?"
The Tycoon smiles. He doesn't seem to mind it that much. Loserboy continues:
- "As a special prize for my unparalleled victory, I will steal from you this kiss."
Loserboy approaches The Tycoon and gives him a kiss that puts him in a deep sleep. After all, being overpowered by Loserboy's head scissors is probably pretty exhausting. |
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Now, with Tycoon at his feet, Loserboy grins with an evil smirk.
He tells himself if he can beat The Tycoon, he can probably conquer the world.
As the camera pans out, Loserboy asks:
- "Will you be next?" |
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Loserboy celebrates on top of his trophy! He is determined to taste every ounce of his victory, considering his constant streak of losses.
He should probably change his nickname to Winnerboy, now.
- "Nobody can beat me now. Not even you, Tycoon. Not even you. It shows how great I am. It shows that I can beat the greatest (and cutest) wrestler on Earth! You may be charming, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" |
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As Loserboy continues to go bla bla bla, one would ponder: there is no such thing as Loserboy winning a match.
It's like saying that gravity doesn't exist or that blue is red or that one plus one equals 3 and that E does not equal MC².
No... This is impossible... This is perhaps just a dream?
Loserboy is a loser, he can't win.
Yeah, now that we got that out of the way, go check and see what really happened in the....
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