Ever wonder what happens when 2 jobbers meet?

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Ever wonder what happens when 2 jobbers meet?
February 2011

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	Other	<Untitled>	There is a look of pain you see on the Brown Bomber's mug. For countless matches now, he just can't seem to shake this "Jobber" label and win a match.
	Profile picture	<Untitled>	The Brown Bomber still remembers: His last rematch bout with the wicked Destroyer left him down and out once again. Will history repeat itself forever for the unfortunate Brown Bomber or will he be able to finally achieve a hard fought victory?
	Other	<Untitled>	So, the Brown Bomber heard of this Wrestlefest deal that was going on in New York City. Still seeking the light at the end of the tunnel, he thought maybe he could meet somebody there.... Perhaps another jobber... A jobber that he could take on and possibly defeat. A jobber that is weaker than the Brown Bomber... but is there such a thing?
			And Lo and Behold, he hit the Jackpot! There were several guys there that fit the mold the Brown Bomber was looking... ...but there was one jobber in particular. A jobber that has lost so many fights in his history that this would guarantee a win for the Brownbomber... This particular jobber was...
	<Uncategorized>	<Untitled>	Loserboy!!!! With a last known fight record of 11 matches lost, Loserboy is this particular super jobber that can be defeated by any opponent. Come on now guys, this should be a cakewalk, right?
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	Profile picture	<Untitled>	So, plans were made and the two jobbers agreed to meet. Right from the start, Loserboy warns the Brown Bomber. - "I may look like a pushover, but don't judge a book by its cover. Through my defeats, I've learned my mistakes. Don't expect me to go easy on you."
	Full nelson	<Untitled>	The Brown Bomber decides to ignore his opponent's warning. Right off the bat, the Brown Bomber figured: why should he drag this thing out? He can just take this little Canadian guy down and be done with it. And so that is what he attempts to do: the Brown Bomber rushes in by slipping his arms behind Loserboy's back in an attempt to lock in a full nelson. But Loserboy prevents the Brown Bomber from locking the grip properly by pushing the weight of his arms against Brown Bomber's. Loserboy laughs at the Brown Bomber: - "Do you really think I'll let you put a hold on me that easily?"
	<Uncategorized>	<Untitled>	Slightly ticked off by Loserboy's arrogance, the Brown Bomber takes out the big guns and shows he means business by grabbing his opponent in a sleeper hold. Loserboy is half the Brown Bomber's size and weight, he's a jobber so this should be a one and done deal... - "I will make you sleep and this match will be over before it even started!", taunts the Brown Bomber. - "Mmmph!", groans the Loserboy, slightly panicking.
			BUT! ...and isn't there ALWAYS a BUT???? Loserboy was able to wiggle out of the Brown Bomber's sleeper hold! How is that even possible?
	Sleeper	<Untitled>	To Brown Bomber's surprise, Loserboy has sneaked behind him! And to add insult to injury, Loserboy puts the Brown Bomber in a sleeper hold of his own! - "The tables have turned, Brown Bomber!", grins Loserboy while cranking the submission. "Try as you might, you will never defeat me!"
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	Full nelson	<Untitled>	Loserboy's sleeper wasn't tight enough and the Bomber was able to break it. But Loserboy loses no time: he immediately switches to a full nelson. - "What's this? Trying to escape, aren't you?", says a slightly irritated Loserboy. "Let's see if you can get out of this!" - "Blast it, Loserboy!", squeals the Brown Bomber, "I will get you for this!"
			Now the Brown Bomber is angry. Knowing this that was his moment to shine, the perfect opportunity for the Brown Bomber to finally have a match where he would dominate, the Brown Bomber decides to get back his momentum! The Brown Bomber drops his weight and was able break out of Loseboy's pathetic Full Nelson.
	<Uncategorized>	<Untitled>	As the Brown Bomber turns himself to face Loserboy, the Brown Bomber quickly figured: he could get this little guy in a Bearhug* and just squish the air out of him and he'll drop.* The Brown Bomber immediately executes his move and roars out: - "I will crush your back, Loserboy!" - "ARRRGGHHH!", yells Loserboy. Is this it? Would this be enough to defeat his opponent?
	<Uncategorized>	<Untitled>	Apparently, no. That move was only partly effective because, once released, Loserboy was able to get behind the Brown Bomber and put his own Bearhug on him! And guess what? The Brown Bomber DID drop!
			This, my friends, is where the real fun of the Big guy versus Little guy battle begins. Loserboy eventually figures out that the only way he has a chance to win this match is to get the Brown Bomber off his feet and down on the mats.
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	<Uncategorized>	<Untitled>	Loserboy slams the Brown Bomber on to the mats so he can finally start to work on his opponent... with a dreadful Full Nelson Body Scissors combination, followed up by a Scissors and sleeper hold combo! - "I told you I wouldn't make this easy for you, Brown Bomber! Am I, right?", roars Loserboy as he jerks up the pressure.
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	<Uncategorized>	<Untitled>	Loserboy decides that the Brown Bomber needs to be taught a lesson and chains up his moves: - "Let's get some surfboard action on that back, shall we?" The Brown Bomber can only groan in response: - "Urrrgh!"
	Reverse indian deathlock	<Untitled>	Loserboy continues his punishment on the Brown Bomber by twisting his opponent's legs in a reverse indian deathlock. Seeing that his opponent is starting to wear down, Loserboy takes the opportunity to provoke him as well: - "Mr. Brown Bomber, since you're already down there, how about a bit of crab action too?"
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	<Uncategorized>	<Untitled>	Since he has the Brown Bomber down on his big brown belly, Loserboy decides to apply a camel clutch. - "URRRRGGHH!", thunders out the Brown Bomber. - "Hehehehe.. I'm just preparing your back for your upcoming humiliation, Brown Bomber!"
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			It's as if a small fire lit in Loserboy's eyes. Angered by his history of defeats, Loserboy was now determined to show that he could finally show his adversaries what he is really made of. - "I've got myself a new finisher submission! Wanna see it?"
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	Torture rack	<Untitled>	To Brown Bomber's amazement, the little Loserboy manages to get the bigger Brown Bomber in a overhead rack! NOBODY, not even the Grizz or the Destroyer has ever done this to the Brown Bomber! [ To view a clip of Loserboy's rack against the Brown Bomber, click here. ]
	Torture rack	Loserboy racks the Brown Bomber, part 1	With that, Loserboy continues to rack the Brown Bomber until he can get a submission out of him! - "Arrrrgghhhh!", yells the Brown Bomber completely helpless. "MERCY!" - "Nope!", replies Loserboy.
	Torture rack	Loserboy racks the Brown Bomber, part 2
	Torture rack	Loserboy racks the Brown Bomber, part 4	Loserboy is determined to make his opponent surfer a little bit longer: - "GIVE UP?" - "I give up!" - "RRAAAAH! AGAIN! GIVE UP?" - "GIVE UP! MERCY!!!!"
	Torture rack	Loserboy racks the Brown Bomber, part 3


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			- "Okay, jobber! You're done!", says the victorious Loserboy as he flips the defeated Brown Bomber over on his back. The Brown Bomber can now get a real good look at who just took him down. - "Looks like you're the Super Jobber now that I'm done with you."
	Victory pose	<Untitled>	Having finally mastered a victory, Loserboy is now full of conceit and disdain. He shows off to his fallen opponent: - "See my bicep there, big guy? How about if I show you BOTH of them?" Loserboy gloats. The Brown Bomber can do nothing but look. - "Yea," continues Loserboy, "these babies just racked the crap out of the Brown Bomber!"
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	Victory pose	<Untitled>	As Loserboy keeps on flexing on his opponent, the Brown Bomber can only ponder and think: I don't know about you, but I think the WRONG person is being called LOSERBOY... at least after this match.
	Profile picture	<Untitled>	So, props to the little guy and a lesson to be learned by little wrestlers and jobbers all over the world. When 2 jobbers meet, it isn't always the bigger guy that's going to win... ...unless of course the bigger guy LETS the little guy win.

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			But, would the Brown Bomber actually LET Loserboy take him down? Nah! The Brown Bomber was so much in shocked after getting racked that he knew he can only taste a sour trashing after that. Loserboy won fair and square!
	<Uncategorized>	<Untitled>	So, darkness falls on New York City and one thing has not changed: The Brown Bomber is STILL seeking a victory to shake off the "Jobber" title. Will you be next?