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Loserboy vs Eman
August 2017
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 | Fighting stance | Loserboy and Eman ready for battle | As Loserboy embarks on the ring, he throws a confident look at Eman and shouts: - "You are ready for this? You're going down, Eman! When I'm done with you, you'll be kissing my boot!" With that, Loserboy and Eman take a fighting stance. Loserboy jumps in and they both lock up! |  |
 | Lock up | Loserboy and Eman locking up | | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Eman, part 1 | Without losing any time, Loserboy switfly goes in with a bearhug! - "Ha ha!", laughs a proud Loserboy, "I got you in a bearhug now!" - "Arrrrrgggh!", squeals Eman, the helpless jobber. | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Eman, part 2 | | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Eman, part 4 | - "You won't be able to get away from this! I'll crush you like I crush a toothpick in two!", howlers Loserboy as he squeezes the bearhug with all his might. This match is already done, thinks Loserboy. He's faced with a jobber that can't even defend himself. He can finish this match right now. | |
 | Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Eman, part 3 | | |
 | Tied in the ropes | Loserboy puts Eman on the ropes | Loserboy drops Loserboy on the ropes and makes sure that Eman is bound. He can't just finish a match in a matter of a few seconds. After all, he has a public to entertain. It's not everyday Loserboy gets to crush a worthless jobber. With Eman in place, Loserboy gives a firm kick in Eman's gut. - "Ooof!", belches Eman. | |
 | Kick | Loserboy puts Eman on the ropes | | |
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 | Gut punch | Loserboy strikes, part 3 | With Eman still stuck in the ropes, Loserboy takes the opportunity to carry out a few deadly combos ranging from gut punches, knee strikes and elbow drops. - "Ungh! Argh! Ooof!", groans a powerless Eman, not knowing how to get out and most importantly, not knowing how to wrestle in the first place. | |
 | Gut punch | Loserboy strikes, part 1 | | |
 | Knee lift | Loserboy strikes, part 3 | | |
 | Punch | Loserboy strikes, part 2 | | |
 | Knee lift | Loserboy strikes, part 4 | | |
 | Elbow strike | Loserboy strikes, part 5 | - "Aren't you going to do anything?", taunts Loserboy, "Or are you going to stay there like a sitting duck all day while I pound and strike you without end?" The poor Eman is speechless. Beaten and humiliated, Eman can only moan and whimper under Loserboy's endless barrage of punishment. Perhaps it's his worse nightmare or perhaps... his dream come true? - "Oooof!", unleashes Eman as Loserboy lands his elbow right in the middle of his midsection. | |
 | Elbow strike | Loserboy strikes, part 6 | | |
 | Gut punch | Loserboy back punches, part 2 | - "What? Do you even speak English? What are you? Deaf?" A frustrated Loserboy mounts at the back of the ring, purposely muffs Eman so he can't talk and continues his perpetual strike on Eman's now tenderized gut. - "Gnnngh!" | |
 | Punch | Loserboy back punches, part 1 | | |
 | Full nelson | Loserboy full nelsons Eman | - "Have you had enough? Lucky for you, I'm just warming up," warns Loserboy as he now locks in a full nelson on Eman. "Hmmmmm....", thinks Loserboy, "This jobber is completely open to any of my attacks. This is going to be fun." | |
 | Full nelson | Loserboy full nelsons Eman | | |
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 | Reverse bearhug | Loserboy reverse bearhugs Eman, part 1 | "I hear you like bearhugs, right?", asks Loserboy, "Let me give you some to remember me." Loserboy crushes Eman in a reverse bearhug, dragging him around the ring and spinning slowly in a 360° motion. | |
 | Reverse bearhug | Loserboy reverse bearhugs Eman, part 3 | | |
 | Reverse bearhug | Loserboy reverse bearhugs Eman, part 2 | | |
 | Reverse bearhug | Loserboy reverse bearhugs Eman, part 4 | | |
 | Reverse headlock | Loserboy headlocks Eman, part 1 | - "What a poor excuse you are for a jobber," throws Loserboy as he insults Eman with a headlock, "Do you need me to pay you a few wrestling classes to teach you how to wrestle properly on the ring?" Loserboy grabs Eman in a headlock, alternating between a frontal and a reverse one while mistreating his opponent even further by pressing his fist against Eman's head. | |
 | Reverse headlock | Loserboy headlocks Eman, part 2 | | |
 | Headlock | Loserboy headlocks Eman, part 4 | | |
 | Headlock | Loserboy headlocks Eman, part 3 | | |
 | Headlock | Loserboy headlocks Eman, part 5 | | |
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 | Fireman carry | Loserboy fireman carries Eman, part 2 | Loserboy picks up Eman in a fireman's carry. - "Enough of this nonsense! It's time to finish you off!", exclaims Loserboy, "I'm not letting any lame, sorry poor ass, insignificant jobber waste my precious time!" | |
 | Fireman carry | Loserboy fireman carries Eman, part 1 | | |
 | Torture rack | Loserboy racks Eman, part 1 | While Eman is in the air, Loserboy flips him around and transforms his fireman's carry in a Devastating Torture Rack of Torture! - "This it it! Now you're done! GIVE IT UP, Eman!", roars Loserboy as he flexes with all his might! Leaving an abated and beaten Eman dangling across his mighty shoulders. | |
 | Torture rack | Loserboy racks Eman, part 2 | | |
 | Elbow drop | Loserboy drops an elbow on Eman, part 2 | Loserboy forgot that Eman doesn't utter a single word. It probably means he can't ask for mercy, let alone say "I give up". - "Meh! I guess I'll just toy with you some more then!", says Loserboy as he drops an elbow or two on Eman's forehead, continuing the boundless humiliation of his opponent. | |
 | Elbow drop | Loserboy drops an elbow on Eman, part 1 | | |
 | Chinlock | Loserboy chinlocks Eman | - "Say goodnight and goodbye to this cruel world, Eman", whispers Loserboy to Eman's ear as he switches between a chinlock, a headlock and sleeper. The incapable and incompetent Eman barely struggles or shows any sign or attempt of an escape. Has he completely given up all hope or will to fight? | |
 | Headlock | Loserboy headlocks Eman.. in preparation for a sleeper | | |
 | Sleeper | Loserboy sleepers Eman, part 1 | | |
 | Sleeper | Loserboy sleepers Eman, part 2 | | |
 | Sleeper | Loserboy sleepers Eman, part 3 | | |
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 | Combo: Full nelson body scissors | Loserboy with his finisher on Eman | - "You know I can't finish this match without subjecting you to my signature hold, right? How does it feel to be in my famous Full Nelson Body Scissors. I can make giants and champions fall from the above with this magnificent hold." - "Arrrrggghhhh!", growls in pain the abandoned jobber Eman. | |
 | Body scissors | Loserboy body scissors Eman | | |
 | Combo: Bearhug and body scissors | Loserboy bearhugs and body scissors Eman | - "But you know what? I'll be nice with you and put you in this Gut and Rib Wrenching Bearhug with Scissors. This is how I express my affection and my closeliness to my opponents, even the lousy good-for-nothing ones like you," continues an conceited Loserboy. Loserboy is smelling a brand new, rare and legendary victory that is very near his reach! There is absolutely nothing that Eman can do to swipe this guaranteed win from Loserboy. The exhausted Eman has simply no strength left within him to fight back... but wait, did he even fight back in the first place? | |
 | Combo: Bearhug and body scissors | Loserboy bearhugs and body scissors Eman, part 2 | | |
 | Combo: Body scissors with chickenwing | Loserboy chickenwings and scissors Eman | - "There is also this variant. For the stronger ones that can break my full nelson, I like to use this chickenwing variation with my body scissors. The way the arms are placed, it makes it harder to escape. I suppose I shouldn't be telling you my secrets, but since you can't even give me a proper challenge, I'll spare you a few tips.", mocks Loserboy as he applies his evil hold. | |
 | Combo: Body scissors with chickenwing | Loserboy chickenwings and scissors Eman, part 2 | | |
 | Camel clutch | Loserboy camels Eman, part 1 | - "I suppose I should also put on you these traditional holds. It's kind of a waste to use them on you, but if I can flex while I'm doing it, all the better for me." Loserboy grows cocky and egocentric by the minute, knowing full well that Eman can't do anything about it. | |
 | Camel clutch | Loserboy camels Eman, part 2 | | |
 | Boston crab | Loserboy camels Eman, part 1 | Loserboy goes on: - "Ah I forgot. A wrestling match wouldn't be a complete without a boston crab either. This works your lower back. I've never had a good resistance to this, but something tells me you don't have any either." | |
 | Boston crab | Loserboy camels Eman, part 2 | | |
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 | Punch | Loserboy back punches Eman, part 2 | - "Unnnghh..." The visibly shaken Eman is showing signs of panic and fatigue. He evidently cannot stand this one-sided torture anymore. But our determined Loserboy simply has an eye and thirst for an extended degradation of his opponent: - "While we are on the subject, how about if I give you a few more punches to your back? Maybe put in place that L3 and L4 of your spinal cord? It looks visibly tired and misplaced." | |
 | Punch | Loserboy back punches Eman, part 1 | | |
 | Chickenwing | Loserboy chickenwings Eman | - "We're almost there, Eman.", says Loserboy. "Just a bit more." Loserboy sets Eman in place with a chickenwing and then reaches for Eman's chin. Loserboy never stops making fun of his opponent: - "Don't you love this kind of stretching? It's almost like a massage." | |
 | Chinlock | Loserboy chickenwings and chinlocks Eman | | |
 | Knee drop | Loserboy chickenwings and chinlocks Eman | Loserboy quietly removes his hold from Eman. As Eman attempts to stand up, Loserboy drops his knee on him. - "Whoops! Sorry. I'm not done yet!", interjects Loserboy. - "ARGH! My back!", squeals Eman. - "Wow... that's the first time I hear you say anything. Why didn't you tell me you can speak English?", teases Loserboy. | |
 | Figure-four leglock | Loserboy figure fours Eman, part 2 | Loserboy turns Eman around, still aching for his back. - "I'm gonna be a nice guy again and work on your legs since your back feels so bad." With that, Loserboy applies a figure-four leg lock, flaring the pain in Eman's legs instead. - "Arrrggghhhh! Noooooo!", squawks the feckless Eman. | |
 | Figure-four leglock | Loserboy figure fours Eman, part 1 | | |
 | Head scissors | Loserboy head scissors Eman, part 1 | - "Okay. Now it's the time to really finish you off!", signals Loserboy as he wraps his legs around Eman's head and crushes him with a Deadly Head Scissors! It doesn't take long before our jobber falls pray to the hold, sleeping in a dark slumber. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... - " I guess he's knocked out cold. Let's take the opportunity to seize this moment of victory by flexing", says a boastful and condescending Loserboy, very happy about his brand new and shiny achievement. | |
 | Head scissors | Loserboy head scissors Eman, part 2 | | |
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 | Victory pose | Loserboy gives the thumbs down to Eman | - "And there you have it, guys! Another one bites the dust. Loserboy has emerged victorious against the contemptible Eman!", shouts Loserboy as he flexes above his trophy and gives his opponent a thumbs down. | |
 | Victory pose | Loserboy celebrates his victory | | |
 | Tree of woe | Loserboy puts Eman in a tree of woe, part 1 | Before leaving the ring, Loserboy has a bright idea.  (It's not everyday he gets one).Loserboy puts Eman on top of the rope and places him in a Tree of Woe. - "I mean.. what better way to insult an opponent by hanging him upside down after a ridiculous defeat?", laughs Loserboy. | |
 | Tree of woe | Loserboy puts Eman in a tree of woe, part 2 | | |
 | Tree of woe | Loserboy puts Eman in a tree of woe, part 2 | - "Ah wait.. I did told you at the beginning of the match that you're kissing my boot. I better make that happen.", smiles Loserboy as he flexes and places his boot on Eman's face. Loserboy's grin shows that he will take pride of this (easy) victory for months. | |
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