Matches with Loserboy | Matches with Marty | All matches | Section Jump |
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| Other | Marty ready for action | Having previously won his first match against Loserboy with relative ease, Marty doesn't lose a moment to taunt his opponent with his brand new toy: - "Check out my championship title belt, Loserboy. You can try to take it from me, but I'll tell you now: it's mine." Marty's championship belt is apparently made of 24k gold. It comes with specially crafted sparkling rubies and engravings that marks the many qualities that Marty possess. | ![]() | |
| Other | Loserboy examines the belt? | "Give me that!", barks an unimpressed Loserboy as he snatches the belt away from Marty. "What is this piece of crap? Did you buy this at the dollar store or did you make this yourself? This looks like the work of an amateur kid that doesn't know how to craft a real belt." Loserboy continues to laugh as he fiddles around with Marty's precious trophy. | ![]() | |
| Other | Examining the belt | ![]() | ||
| Other | Too small for me! | - "Look at this! It's too big for me! Whoever designed this belt forgot to take my measurements considering that I'm going to have to wear this for the rest of my life after I beat the crap out of you!" Loserboy then puts it on his shoulder. - "Okay, Marty. This is where the belt will stay. On me, on my shoulder and that's it. You're gonna lose this match, I guarantee it and you're not getting your money back. You might as well give this belt to me now and save yourself the humiliation." - "Uh... That belt is mine, Loserboy. And you're not wearing it properly", replies Marty while rolling his eyes. | ![]() | |
| Other | My belt now! | ![]() | ||
| Bearhug | Nearhug... | Loserboy reads the engraving on the belt and continues monologuing: - "Hmmmm... where's my name on this belt? They forgot to write 'Property of Loserboy' on it. You'd think they'd have at least the decency to at least put MY name since I just happen to be the best wrestler in the whole universe." Growing tired of Loserboy's incessant babbling, The Great Marty interrupts him: - "Enough of your cheap talk, Loserboy. Come and wrestle me if you think you really deserve that belt!" | ![]() | |
| Other | Reading.. | ![]() | ||
| Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Marty, part 2 | - "With pleasure!", grins Loserboy as he approaches Marty and picks him up in his traditional mighty bearhug, hoping to wear out his opponent right at the beginning of the match... as always! "Let me show what I'm really capable of!", warns Loserboy, "I'll break your back so badly with this bearhug that you'll remember me each time you try to put on that belt!" - "Urrgggh!", grunts Marty. | ![]() | |
| Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Marty, part 3 | ![]() | ||
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| Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Marty, part 4 | As Loserboy swings Marty around and crushes him, he proves to Marty that his bite is fiercer than his bark! - "Give it up, Marty! No one escapes from my bearhug!" - "Huh! You'll have to do better than that to beat me, Loserboy!", retorts Marty, ready to take whatever Loserboy can throw at him. | ![]() | |
| Bearhug | Loserboy bearhugs Marty, part 4 | ![]() | ||
| Other | Into the corner... | - "I'll teach you not to mess around with me!", warns Loserboy as he puts Marty into the corner. Out for revenge, Loserboy delivers a relentless barrage of gut punches to wear his opponent down. - "Take this! this! And THIS! Who's laughing now, huh? Who's in control, huh?", mocks Loserboy as he keeps on pounding Marty punch after punch. | ![]() | |
| Gut punch | Marty gut punched, part 1 | ![]() | ||
| Gut punch | Marty gut punched, part 2 | Marty cannot believe it! He is being overpowered by a smaller weaker opponent that does not give him a chance to fight back. Marty can only wince and groan as Loserboy weakens him blow by blow. - "URGH! Argh! Augh! Unnh! Oooff...", bellows poor ol' Marty. - "Have enough? Do you give up yet, Marty?", howlers a pumped up Loserboy ready for carnage and destruction. | ![]() | |
![]() | Gut punch | Marty gut punched, part 3 | ![]() | |
| Headbutt | Loserboy headbutts Marty | - "NEVER!", barks out the great Marty who never gives up. - "Good! 'Cuz i'm just getting started!", shouts Loserboy as he lands a headbutt right into Marty's midsection. - "Ooooooooooooooooooooohh..." | ![]() | |
| Headbutt | Loserboy headbutts Marty, part 2 | ![]() | ||
| Knee strike | Loserboy knee strikes Marty, part 1 | It doesn't stop there for Loserboy, this is the shining opportunity for him to wear down his opponent further with a well-timed knee strike. - "Time to soften those abs, since you work so hard on them!", says Loserboy with a big grin. | ![]() | |
| Knee strike | Loserboy knee strikes Marty, part 2 | ![]() | ||
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| Gut punch | Holding him still... part 2 | After all those punches, headbutts and knee strikes, Loserboy gets a little bit more intimate: he gets closer to Marty, holds him in a headlock and continues doing what he does best: he punches Marty again and again. - "How does it feel to be on the losing end for once, Marty? It ain't that bad, right? It's actually quite fun. I know for me it is!", whispers an incorrigible Loserboy as he delivers a few more strikes. | ![]() | |
| Gut punch | Holding him still... | ![]() | ||
| Other | Wait | Overwhelmed by his opponent's excessive pummeling, Marty collapses in Loserboy's arms. - "W-Wait... wait.. wait! I'm still not done with you yet. C'mon Marty, wake up! You can take much more of a beating than that!" Loserboy grabs a hold of Marty, flips him over and sets him up on top of the ropes upside down... | ![]() | |
| Other | Positioning | ![]() | ||
![]() | Tree of woe | Tree of woe, part 2 | - "Heheheheheh", laughs Loserboy, "Can you guess what time it is? It's time for some Tree of Woe ACTION!" You could tell that a hysterical and maniacal Loserboy was waiting since the beginning of the match to put Marty in this hold just so that he can enjoy toying and smacking his punching bag indefinitely. Loserboy's eyes are burning with flames . He seeks vengeance for that first match he lost against Marty. There's nothing that can stop him now. | ![]() |
| Tree of woe | Tree of woe, part 1 | ![]() | ||
| Tree of woe | Tree of woe, part 3 | ![]() | ||
| Tree of woe | Tree of woe, part 3 | ![]() | ||
| Tree of woe | Tree of woe, part 3 | ![]() | ||
| Tree of woe | Tree of woe + da boot! | Is there no end to this endless torture? Will Marty be able to walk out of this ring or will Loserboy have to call an ambulance? - "I think that once I'm done with you, I'm definitely calling for you an ambulance! After all, you need to get back in shape so that I can beat you up again.", taunts Loserboy as he kicks, knees, stomps, punches and pounds Marty proudly and fiercely a dozen times more. | ![]() | |
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| Torture rack | Loserboy racks Marty, part 1 | Once untangled and off the ropes, Loserboy quickly grabs Marty above his shoulders and yells: - "Let's take out the Big Guns! IT'S RACKING TIME!"- "Noooooooo!", groans Marty. Loserboy doesn't care if Marty had enough. Revenge is sweet. Racking is sweeter. Never have Loserboy enjoyed so much demolishing an opponent as great and powerful as Marty. | ![]() | |
| Torture rack | Loserboy racks Marty, part 2 | ![]() | ||
![]() | Torture rack | Loserboy racks Marty, part 4 | Loserboy repeatedly bends his knees and performs an up and down bouncing motion. Using the ring's base as a trampoline, he grips tightly Marty's leg and arm to further curve Marty's back and amplify the pain. - "Let's see how much you can take, Marty! I can do this all day! I can RACK and BREAK you all day!" | ![]() |
| Torture rack | Loserboy racks Marty, part 3 | ![]() | ||
| Torture rack | Loserboy racks Marty, part 5 | We are still not done yet: the longer Marty stays in this rack, the weaker he becomes. Loserboy speeds up the momentum and continues to rack his opponent aggressively: - "I got you now, Marty! There's nothing you can do, but to give up! C'mon, Marty! Give it up! Or I'll BREAK you in HALF! HURRGH! GRRAAH! HUURNGH!" - "..." Hearing no response, perhaps Marty is out cold? Loserboy drops him and sees indeed that the mighty Marty has nothing left in him. | ![]() | |
| Knocked out | Out cold! | ![]() | ||
| Pin | Ready for the pin | Seeing a golden opportunity to pad his winning statistics and make his roster card worth a penny more, Loserboy seizes the occasion and goes for the pin! - 1.... 2..... 3!!!!!! | ![]() | |
| Pin | Ready for the pin | ![]() | ||
| Victory pose | Victory! | Victory! Finally! 5 years in the waiting! Five... Long.... Years! That's how long Loserboy has to wait to finally salivate this moment! Loserboy finally wins his match against Marty! - "Yeah!! YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Who's the best now, huh? WHO'S THE BEST???", howls an overzealous Loserboy, celebrating his long awaited triumph! | ![]() | |
| Victory pose | Victory! | ![]() | ||
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| Victory pose | Victory! | Loserboy continues to yell at the top of his lungs: - "No one can beat me now! No one! I'm the champion! I'm INVINCIBLE! That belt is rightfully MINE! Mine! All mine! My precious..." While Loserboy is busy celebrating, a recovering Marty stands back up and approaches Loserboy quietly from behind... like a predator silently huting its prey. | ![]() | |
| Victory pose | Victory! | ![]() | ||
| Sleeper | Marty sleepers Loserboy | - "....your precious what??", growls Marty as he surprises Loserboy and locks on his signature Crushing and Unescapable Sleeper absolutely identical to the one that Loserboy previously endured in his last match against Marty. - "NO! You cheater! I pinned you! You lost! I won fair and square! Release me at once!", grumbles Loserboy as he struggles to get out of Marty's tightly and heavily locked premium grip. | ![]() | |
| Sleeper | Marty sleepers Loserboy, part 2 | ![]() | ||
| Pin | The pin.. reviewed! Oh no! | Marty ain't a bad loser. He has quite a valid explanation: - "Think again, Loserboy. Remember that pin earlier? I had my boot on the rope. Your pin doesn't count. Just turn to page 4 and you'll see it!" - "NO! That's IMPOSSIBLE!", panics Loserboy as he refuses to accept the facts. It must have slipped Loserboy's mind. He was too much in a hurry to make a pin that he did not even check where was Marty's foot. Marty's absolutely right. An invigorated Marty continues to tackle Loserboy in an attempt to put him out of his misery: - "I'm no cheater, Loserboy. If you want that belt, you'll have to get out of this sleeper first, but I got news for you: that's not gonna happen." | ![]() | |
![]() | Sleeper | Marty sleepers Loserboy, part 4 | Indeed, no one escapes from Marty's Crushing and Unescapable Sleeper! Once Marty locks this on, it's a guaranteed win for him! - "Struggle all you want, Loserboy. You're not going anywhere. I'll finish you off exactly how I finished you last time! There's nothing you can do about it", whispers Marty to Loserboy's ear, enjoying every millisecond of this turn of events. - "No..... Unggh... Urrgghhh..." - "Nite, nite, Loserboy.", winks Marty. | ![]() |
| Sleeper | Marty sleepers Loserboy, part 3 | ![]() | ||
| Sleeper | Marty sleepers Loserboy, part 5 | ![]() | ||
| Sleeper | Marty sleepers Loserboy, part 7 | ![]() | ||
| Sleeper | Marty sleepers Loserboy, part 6 | ![]() | ||
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| Other | Done. | Seeing no lights left in Loserboy, Marty pushes him down to the mats. It was a tough one, he was almost done for, he almost witnessed the bitter taste of defeat, but somehow, Marty miraculously made it through. He got out of this heavy battle, not unscathed, but with now a stronger willpower and determination. | ![]() | |
| Other | Done for... | ![]() | ||
| Victory pose | The REAL victory! | Making sure that Loserboy is really out, Marty places his lucky right boot on his opponent and shows off his championship belt. - "I told you this was mine! It will always be." What a dramatic reversal! Loserboy was *THIS* (this, as in 2 inches) close to a victory, but it slipped off his fingers (again) and landed right on Marty's fist! Marty performs his heroic flex and goes home with a proud, deserving win and a shiny trophy for safekeeping. | ![]() | |
| Victory pose | The FLEXING victory! | ![]() | ||
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