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Jobberboy vs Brownbomber: Round 4
February 2015

Chapter 4

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			So many matches, so many losses: the Brownbomber looks for what he considers an easy win from his next challenger. They finally meet up for their rematch. Brownbomber grins as he meets his fellow jobber: ”Hehe, well well! Look who’s here! Good to see you again Jobberboy!” Jobberboy: ”Is there something you needed?” Brownbomber: ”Well I assume you heard of my recent stream of losses: You’re gonna help me turn that around.” Jobberboy: ”Yeah, what makes you think I’ll help you win a mat-” Brownbomber: ”Starting with you! Oh yeah!”
	Other	Ready for Action	Not wasting anymore time chatting, the two wrestlers quickly get in gear. Jobberboy: ”Let’s go over the rules! Best 3-of-5 falls wins the match!” Brownbomber: ”Fine with me, I’m just pumped up knowing my losing streak will be over!” Jobberboy: ”Why are you so confident about beating me?” Brownbomber: ”That’s for me to know and for you to experience during our match! Hehe!”
	Reverse bearhug	<Untitled>	The bell rings, the match begins, and the big man quickly gets behind his smaller ”jobber”, locking the waist in.
	Sleeper	<Untitled>	He quickly wraps his huge arms around the small neck of his opponent. Jobberboy: ”UGH! I’m not given up that easily...”
	Victory pose	<Untitled>	The cocky brownbomber strikes a pose over the little guy. Brownbomber: ”I was kinda hoping you’d say that! I got more punishment to dish out!” What does he have in mind for our jobber? And who is the true jobber in this match?
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	Full nelson	<Untitled>	Before we can find out the little guy quickly goes behind brownbomber and locks in a tight full nelson, determined to get the first fall. Brownbomber: ”AAGH! You think this will get me!? You wait! I’ll get out of this no problem! Jobberboy: ”You are really pushing your luck man!”
	Sleeper	<Untitled>	Jobberboy: ”All right! How about this!?” Not having much effect he switches over to a sleeper. This seems to be working much better. Jobberboy: ”COME ON! GIVE UP! SAY YOU GIVE!” Brownbomer: ”HMMPH! UUGGGHH!” The more the big guy struggles, the tighter the hold gets. Jobberboy: ”GIVE!” Brownbomber: ”UUGGHH! OK! OK! I GIVE! I GIVE!” Phew! At last, the first submission fall of the match! Jobberboy=1 Brownbomber=0
	Other	Dangling on one shoulder	Jobberboy: ”YYEESSS! Score 1 for me!” Brownbomber: ”OK Jobberboy! Enjoy your little score! That’s the last time you’ll get me to say uncle!” Round two begins with some quick punches from the bigger man, right down to the mats. Brownbomber: ”Come here! I got something for you!” He gets the little to his feet, only to lift him over the shoulder.
	Other	<Untitled>	The big man continues to put on pressure, jumping up and down in quick sections and grinding the back of our little guy. Brownbomber: ”Hahahaha! Maybe those losses weren’t so bad, because I learned to do THIS! What do you think little man!? Been saving this especially for you, hehe!” Jobberboy: ”AAARRRGGGHHH!”
	Other	<Untitled>
	Bearhug	<Untitled>	After a few more spasms (and alot more pain), jobberboy drops to the floor but only to be brought back to his feet once more. Brownbomber: ”Come on! Up you go!” Jobberboy: ”No! No, not THAT” Brownbomber (He’s got something in mind as he gives the struggling jobber an evil smirk): ”YYEEAAH! I’ve been waiting to do this all day!” The big guy lifts his ”jobber” up in a brutal bearhug (of his pleasure, seeing his jobber suffer like this), squeezing with every ounce of energy he has to spare. Jobberboy: ”AAAGGHHH! NOOO!”
	Bearhug	<Untitled>
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	Bearhug	<Untitled>	Struggle as he might, the little ”jobber” could not break free of this vice-like grip. Wait, vice-like grip? From Brownbomber? What’s going on? When did he get to be so strong? And after a stream of losses what’s with the sudden confidence boost in earning a victory from this match? Brownbomber: ”HAHAHAHA! Come on little jobberboy! You gonna give me my first score!? Or maybe I should just keep squeezing till you pass out! Either way works for me!” Jobberboy: ”ARRGH! NO WAY! I won’t submit..to you!” Brownbomber: ”Oh you won’t! Ok then, don’t say I didn’t warn you!”
	Bearhug	<Untitled>	The big man swings his victim left and right and further tightens the hold. Jobberboy puts up a huge struggle but to no avail, and with all the breath crushed out of him, slowly starts to lose consciousness. Brownbomber: ”You give little man? Huh? Tell me you give before you go out.” Jobberboy: ”UUGHHH....OK..I....GGIIIIVVEEE!” Brownbomber: ”Yeah”
	Bearhug	<Untitled>
	Victory pose	<Untitled>	Jobberboy looks like he has all the fight striped from him. He lies motionless on the mats as the big Brownbomber stands tall over the falling jobber. He moves in to strike a few poses over this latest accomplishment, celebrating for what looks like the easy victory he was sure he’d get. Brownbomber: ”GRRRR! This is what you’ve been looking forward to, isn’t it boy? A beatdown by the big Brownbomber? Maybe you should think of me as your personal new heel!” Jobberboy=1 Brownbomber=1
	Other	<Untitled>	Jobberboy: ”Gasp...gasp...” Brownbomber still standing over his victim, smiling and taunting him: ”I really enjoyed dishing out some pain BUT it’s ’bout that time to end this! I need to start building that streak of wins I’ve been wanting. SO, how ’bout one last hug for the road hehe!” Brownbomber picks up and already pre-beaten Jobberboy in another bearhug. Jobberboy: ”AARRH! Too...much...” He grinds the hold, draining what may be the last of the little guys strength. But then he gets cocky and just holds him in the air while posing, signaling that he’s ready to claim victory. Brownbomber: ”Yeah! From now on, you’re my Jobberboy!”
	Bearhug	<Untitled>
	Arm lock	<Untitled>	All seemed well in hand for the big Brownbomber...but his sudden confidence and cockiness would prove to be his downfall. The little guy starts to gain his second wind and somehow brings the big guy down on the mat and locks his arm in. Brownbomber: ”UUUGGHHH! How are you doing this!? You should be winded by now!”
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	Combo: Sleeper with body scissors	<Untitled>	The Brownbomber’s surpirsing reaction to Jobberboy’s comback leaves him defenseless against the small guy’s bodyscissors. Jobberboy: ”You are not getting the jump on me again! There’s no way you can escape my scissors! You might as well give up!” Brownbomber: ”You think this’ll get me to submit! HHMPH...I can handle a puny pair of scissors!” Jobberboy: ”Making fun of my legs now are you!? Well how about this!” Jobberboy moves in to add a sleeper with the scissor hold. Now the big guy’s really stuck. Brownbomber: ”AAGGHH! NOOOOO!” Jobbeboy: ”Wanna give up!? Just say it!” After the short, brutal beating from the big guy, Jobberboy was more determined than ever to get a second submission. ”Give up! Give! SAY YOU GIVE!” Brownbomber: ”AAAGGGHH! OK! OK, I GIVE! I GIVE!”
	Body scissors	<Untitled>
			Jobberboy: ”There! That wasn’t so bad now was it big guy? After this we’ll see who the true jobber is!” Brownbomber: ”Gasp...yeah...gasp...we WILL see!” Jobberboy=2 Brownbomber=1 The new score has been set and both wrestlers are now on their feet as round 4 begins
	Punch	<Untitled>	”GRRR! I’m getting this one!” Brownbomber was pumped up and overpowers the smaller wrestler in a quick test of strength. He starts to pound away at Jobberboy’s torso, his little way of not letting the other guy get any breathing room. Jobberboy: ”OOF! OOF! OOF!” Brownbomber: ”How’s that stomach feel boy!? Feels good!?” Jobberboy: ”I’ll get you back for this! Brownbomber: ”Not a chance! Come here you!” With plenty more blows to the torso area, the big Brownbomber brings his little ”jobber” up to his feet for yet another bearhug! This must be working for him ’cause he sure loves giving Jobberboy a good squeeze in this match.
	Bearhug	<Untitled>
	Bearhug	<Untitled>	Jobberboy: ”AARRGH! Can’t...” Brownbomber: ”Ok little man! You had your fun, now I’m gonna keep squeezing you till your’re out like a light! GRRR!” The big man tightens the hold every few moments, inching away at Jobberboy’s energy till he starts losing consciousness once more. With one last huge roar, the big man squeezes with all his might until his victim passes out. He then moves in to go for the pin. Brownbomber: ”1..2...3! Yeah hehehe! Looks like I’m the winner after all! Didn’t I tell you!? HMM...I wonder if I should’ve let me hear you say who the man is before knocking you out..oh well!” Jobberboy=2 Brownbomber=2
	Other	<Untitled>
			”Time to go for that win! How about after I claim victory today I’ll wake you up and torture you some more till you say I’M THE MAN! BROWNBOMBER IS THE WINNER!” Brownbomber then moves in for another pin attempt while the little guy’s still down. ”1..2...” BUT WAIT Jobberboy suddenly kicks out. Guess he still has some fight left in him.
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	Arm bar	<Untitled>	Brownbomber: ”No way! How are you up so soon? All right that’s it!” The big goes to put the jobber back to sleep but Jobberboy slips in behind the big guy, slams him to the mats, and locks in an armbar. Jobberboy: ”This is what you get for counting me out so soon! You had your chance, now it’s my turn!” Brownbomber: ”AAGGHH! I won’t let you get the win!”
	Head scissors	<Untitled>	Maybe Brownbomber has gotten a little stronger (from his experience through losses if nothing else) as he shows by slowly powering out of the armbar. But before he can get that chance, Jobberboy switches over to applying a headscissors. The big guy struggles greatly to get out of this hold. ”He can’t have this much strength left!” he thinks to himself as his head is being squashed between the thighs of the little guy. Jobberboy: ”My legs aren’t puny! Let me show you! I can do this as long as I want to!” Brownbomber: ”HMPH! HHMMPHH!” Brownbomber continues what turns out to be a pointless struggles against the headscissors until he can’t take any more punishment and taps out.
	Body scissors	<Untitled>
	Victory pose	<Untitled>	THAT’S THE MATCH! Jobberboy has triumphed over the Brownbomber. Jobberboy: ”So much for all that confidence! Looks like your losing streak continues, and you can just add this match to your stream of loses!” This one sure was a close call but now for the all-too-familiar Brownbomber scene. The little guy (or just about any guy) planting their feet over the body of the big jobber. Final score Jobberboy=3 Brownbomber=2
	Victory pose	<Untitled>

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