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 |  | Seeing indeed that the Fireman's Carry has absolutely no effect whatsoever on an otherwise calm and steady Sylvain, Loserboy decides to flip him over and catch him in a bearhug!
- "Behold your demise! You will give up in my Devastating Bearhug of Doom!", roars Loserboy as he gives all what he's got to crush Sylvain mercilessly! |
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 |  | - "Arrggh! Your bearhug is strong! I cannot believe it! My back! MY BACK!", groans Sylvain as he tries his best to sell the hold with an Oscar-worthy performance.
- "Aha! I knew it! Nobody can resist my bearhug! It is the strongest bearhug in the world!", chants proudly Loserboy as he walks and holds Sylvain around the ring. "Look at this! I can carry and crush any wrestler and make them submit!"
Little does Loserboy know that, in fact, Sylvain is laughing at Loserboy's pitiful bearhug... |
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 |  | - "Once I'm done with you, Sylvain, you will call me your heel and you'll never doubt my wrestling skills ever again! You'll become my slave and you'll do my laundry and wash my used singlets and speedos twice a week!"
To Loserboy's amusement, Sylvain continues to pretend that this useless rest hold is weakening him:
- "Argh! No! Must... resist...! I must not give up...! I must not... wash Loserboy's laundry...! I'm getting... weak... Your bearhug is killing me!" |
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 |  | - "It's time to finish you, Sylvain, with my Devastating Knee Backbreaker of Doom!"
- "Why is everything prefixed with 'Devastating' and suffixed with 'Doom'?", asks a curious Sylvain pondering Loserboy's naming of his holds.
- "SHUT UP!", responds an angered Loserboy. |
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 |  | - "Look at me! I can squeeze your nipples and I can even flex while I break you in half!", continues a rambling Loserboy.
Sylvain cannot resist hiding a muffled laugh:
- "Ha ha ha... You know.. you should probably use your second arm to hold me down or to bend me so I can actually start feeling something."
Loserboy finally comes to his senses:
- "What the? Are you making fun of me?" |
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