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Ever wonder what happens when 2 jobbers meet?
February 2011


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<Uncategorized #1><Untitled> Loserboy!!!!

With a last known fight record of 11 matches lost, Loserboy is this particular super jobber that can be defeated by any opponent.

Come on now guys, this should be a cakewalk, right?
<Uncategorized #2><Untitled> Slightly ticked off by Loserboy's arrogance, the Brown Bomber takes out the big guns and shows he means business by grabbing his opponent in a sleeper hold.

Loserboy is half the Brown Bomber's size and weight, he's a jobber so this should be a one and done deal...

- "I will make you sleep and this match will be over before it even started!", taunts the Brown Bomber.

- "Mmmph!", groans the Loserboy, slightly panicking.

<Uncategorized #3><Untitled> As the Brown Bomber turns himself to face Loserboy, the Brown Bomber quickly figured: he could get this little guy in a Bearhug and just squish the air out of him and he'll drop.

The Brown Bomber immediately executes his move and roars out:

- "I will crush your back, Loserboy!"

- "ARRRGGHHH!", yells Loserboy.

Is this it? Would this be enough to defeat his opponent?
<Uncategorized #4><Untitled> Apparently, no.

That move was only partly effective because, once released, Loserboy was able to get behind the Brown Bomber and put his own Bearhug on him!

And guess what? The Brown Bomber DID drop!
<Uncategorized #5><Untitled> Loserboy slams the Brown Bomber on to the mats so he can finally start to work on his opponent... with a dreadful Full Nelson Body Scissors combination, followed up by a Scissors and sleeper hold combo!

- "I told you I wouldn't make this easy for you, Brown Bomber! Am I, right?", roars Loserboy as he jerks up the pressure.
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<Uncategorized #7><Untitled> Loserboy decides that the Brown Bomber needs to be taught a lesson and chains up his moves:

- "Let's get some surfboard action on that back, shall we?"

The Brown Bomber can only groan in response:

- "Urrrgh!"

<Uncategorized #8><Untitled> Loserboy continues his punishment on the Brown Bomber by twisting his opponent's legs in a reverse indian deathlock. Seeing that his opponent is starting to wear down, Loserboy takes the opportunity to provoke him as well:

- "Mr. Brown Bomber, since you're already down there, how about a bit of crab action too?"
<Uncategorized #9><Untitled> Since he has the Brown Bomber down on his big brown belly, Loserboy decides to apply a camel clutch.

- "URRRRGGHH!", thunders out the Brown Bomber.

- "Hehehehe.. I'm just preparing your back for your upcoming humiliation, Brown Bomber!"
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<Uncategorized #11><Untitled> Having finally mastered a victory, Loserboy is now full of conceit and disdain. He shows off to his fallen opponent:

- "See my bicep there, big guy? How about if I show you BOTH of them?" Loserboy gloats.

The Brown Bomber can do nothing but look.

- "Yea," continues Loserboy, "these babies just racked the crap out of the Brown Bomber!"
<Uncategorized #12><Untitled> So, darkness falls on New York City and one thing has not changed:

The Brown Bomber is STILL seeking a victory to shake off the "Jobber" title.


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