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LB vs JB: The Revenge
February 2013
Chapter 3
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 | Bearhug | Jobberboy bearhugs Loserboy | The first thing that comes to Jobberboy's mind is of a way to strike Loserboy where it hurts. What better than the Bearhug? Loserboy's favorite hold, a great hold to wear him down! What better way to make him fall prey to Jobberboy's much superior strength! |  |
 | Bearhug | Jobberboy bearhugs Loserboy, part 2 | | |
 | Bearhug | Jobberboy bearhugs Loserboy, part 4 | - "I got you now, Loserboy! Give it up! You don't stand a chance against me crushing you!", shouts a strong and punishing Jobberboy. Fighting valiantly against Jobberboy's squeeze, Loserboy clenches his fists, trying to resist the bearhug as much as he can. | |
 | Bearhug | Jobberboy bearhugs Loserboy, part 3 | | |
 | Bearhug | Jobberboy bearhugs Loserboy, part 5 | - "C'mon, Loserboy! Do you give up to my bearhug?" - "What bearhug? I can barely feel anything! Your bearhug wouldn't even hurt the neighbor's cat!", mocks Loserboy. But in reality, Loserboy's stamina is waning fast as he stays in Jobberboy's furious bearhug. Loserboy is just stalling and bluffing... hoping that Jobberboy would release him to switch to a different hold out of impatience. | |
 | Bearhug | Jobberboy bearhugs Loserboy, part 6 | | |
 | Combo: Bearhug and body scissors | Bearhug with body scissors, part 1 | Loserboy's evil plot worked a little bit... Jobberboy drops him on the mattress, but immediately locks in a devastating Bearhug with Body Scissors, squeezing Loserboy two times fold! - "URGH!", groans Loserboy, feeling his body constricted by both Jobberboy's strong arms and legs. - "I'll squeeze the crap out of you!", grunts Jobberboy. | |
 | Combo: Bearhug and body scissors | Bearhug with body scissors, part 2 | Jobberboy cranks up the pressure by one notch and Loserboy can indeed feels those legs and arms digging in, crushing him slowly, sapping every ounce of energy out of Loserboy. - "Do you give up now, Loserboy?", asks Jobberboy as he jerks the hold once more, squeezing Loserboy tightly. Loserboy winces and hesitates, but he eventually decides that he will continue to fight! - "No! I'll never submit to your puny holds!" | |
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 | Combo: Full nelson with grapevine | Jobberboy with a full nelson grapevine on Loserboy | An undaunted Jobberboy won't let Loserboy go. After a good session of squeezing, Jobberboy decides that it is now time for some stretching. He unleashes a shocking Full Nelson with Grapevine, stretching both Loserboy's neck and legs! - "Unnnggh!", growls Loserboy, sensing that he is now in deep trouble! | |
 | Combo: Full nelson with grapevine | Full nelsoned grapevined, part 2 | The stretching takes its toll on Loserboy... Unable to defend himself, Loserboy has to digest every single hold Jobberboy throws at him. How will he get out of this alive? - "Don't make me break you!", warns Jobberboy. - "Argh!", squeals Loserboy as he concentrates on his shoulders to try to break that nelson... | |
 | Combo: Full nelson body scissors | Signatured, part 1 | To add insult to injury, Jobberboy mocks his opponent by applying Loserboy's own signature: The Full Nelson Body Scissors!! - "No!", barks a furious Loserboy, "This is my hold! Mine! You're not allowed to use this against me!" - "There's no rules that says that I can't apply this on you! It's free for all, Loserboy!", laughs Jobberboy. | |
 | Combo: Full nelson body scissors | Signatured, part 2 | Jobberboy amplifies the power on his nelson while crushing his legs further. Loserboy gets a taste of his own medicine, feeling a tremendous amount of pain flowing through his body. Is this already the end for Loserboy? - "Ungh... no! You're not making me give up in this hold, Jobberboy!" Suprisingly enough, Loserboy is able to find some courage to continue to fight and to resist whatever Jobberboy has in store for him. | |
 | Head scissors | Jobberboy head scissors Loserboy, part 1 | Not amused by Loserboy's sudden bravery, Jobberboy does what he does best: use his legs to apply the Lethal Head Scissors of Impending Doom! - "I'd like to see you resist THIS!", yells out Jobberboy as he crushes Loserboy's neck! - "UNGH!" The pressure may be too much for Loserboy. He feels his head spinning and the lights dimming. He better get out of this hold before it's too late! | |
 | Head scissors | Jobberboy head scissors Loserboy, part 2 | | |
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 | Figure-four head scissors | Jobberboy triangle head scissors on Loserboy, part 1 | Jobberboy is still not done squeezing. In fact, squeezing heads is Jobberboy's passion, squeezing heads is Jobberboy's meaning of life. He'll squeeze Loserboy's head until Loserboy can't take it anymore. - "Take this, Loserboy! My Fabulous Triangle Head Scissors of Hypotenuses ought to send you the kingdom of good nights!", roars a Jobberboy still heroically putting all what he's got into his legs to make Loserboy submit. - "Gnnnh...", moans a Loserboy really struggling to get out. All of this squeezing and crushing is heavily weakening Loserboy. Perhaps the end is almost near... Jobberboy's triangle head scissor is very dangerous after all. | |
 | Figure-four head scissors | Jobberboy triangle head scissors on Loserboy, part 2 | - "Do you give up, yet?", asks Jobberboy impatiently. He cannot believe how long a useless jobber like Loserboy can withstand his legs for such a long long time. Jobberboy has been squeezing Loserboy for the last half hour now! Maybe Loserboy's secret is that he enjoys being trapped in Jobberboy's scissors? In fact, you can see Loserboy holding Jobberboy's legs... but he barely puts any effort into breaking the legs apart or freeing himself. Something's going on here... | |
 | Sleeper | Jobberboy sleepers Loserboy, part 1 | Seeing that Loserboy isn't budging, Jobberboy changes strategy: his Fatal Sleeper of Destruction has never let him down. He wraps his arms around Loserboy's neck and starts applying pressure. Loserboy seems to be concentrating. Maybe he has developed an immunity against Jobberboy's holds. Maybe he really likes everything Jobberboy is throwing at him... | |
 | Sleeper | Jobberboy sleepers Loserboy, part 2 | | |
 | Sleeper | Jobberboy sleepers Loserboy, part 3 | And indeed, Loserboy starts taunting and mocking Jobberboy. - "Is that all you got, Jobberboy? C'mon, I thought you were a greater heel than that. Oh wait... your name is NOT Heelboy. It's actually Jobberboy! How could I forget?" - "Why you!?", answers an angered Jobberboy who retaliates by rotating Loserboy face down, putting his weight on him and locking that sleeper tighter. | |
 | Sleeper | Jobberboy sleepers Loserboy, part 4 | | |
 | Surfboard | Jobberboy surfs Loserboy, part 2 | If all this squeezing does not do much, maybe Jobberboy should head back to stretching? Maybe that's Loserboy's real weakness! Without losing any time, Jobberboy hops on Loserboy's back and applies a Surfboard! | |
 | Surfboard | Jobberboy surfs Loserboy, part 1 | | |
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 | Boston crab | Jobberboy crabs Loserboy | Without even asking Loserboy if he's submitting, Jobberboy jumps from one hold to another, switching now to the Stingy Boston Crab of Stings, all with the idea of stretching him continuously now in mind. - "Argh! No! Not the crab! I hate crabs!", complains Loserboy. - "Yeah, feels great on your back and your leg, right Loserboy?!", grins the great Jobberboy. - "UNGH! My back! The only crabs that I like are those that pinches you on the beach!", replies Loserboy. | |
 | Boston crab | Jobberboy crabs Loserboy, part 2 | | |
 | Camel clutch | Jobberboy camels Loserboy, part 1 | Sensing a bit of sarcasm, Jobberboy goes for the Camel Clutch! - "Let's see you laugh in this!", roars the Great Jobberboy. Loserboy remains impenetrable: - "Ha ha ha. Why didn't you tell me you like to ride me? I'd let you hop on anytime on me and do the horsey for you, Jobberboy! You're a nice little kid, you know that?" | |
 | Camel clutch | Jobberboy camels Loserboy, part 2 | | |
 | Knee backbreaker | Jobberboy knee backbreakers Loserboy | Jobberoy has enough of this nonsense! - "That's it! I'm gonna break your back with this Knee Backbreaker!" - "ARGGGH!", squeals Loserboy. Maybe this time, Loserboy is really in trouble. Having a knee dig his back and being arched this way isn't really comfortable after all.. | |
 | Grapevine | Jobberboy grapevines Loserboy, part 2 | Jobberboy then pins down Loserboy and wraps his legs around Loserboy's legs. - "Guess what time it is? It's time for a Grapevine!", asks Jobberboy. - "ARRGGH! Nooooo! Ungh! Stop!", shouts a hurting Loserboy. - "You give?" asks Jobberboy - "Unnnghh...." Jobberboy feels that Loserboy is very close to give up... a little bit more now, he thinks. | |
 | Grapevine | Jobberboy grapevines Loserboy, part 1 | | |
 | Headlock | Jobberboy headlocks Loserboy | Seeing Loserboy's response as a great opportunity to keep his momentum going, Jobberboy hops on Loserboy and locks in a headlock. - "I think you should submit right about now, Loserboy..." - "Mmmpph!", says a partially muffed Loserboy. | |
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 | Arm scissors | Loserboy arm scissors Jobberboy | Suddenly, Loserboy manages to get a grip of Jobberboy's arm and puts him in arm scissors to break free. - "It's over, Jobberboy! You've got your fun! Now's my turn! I'll show you not to mess around with me! We may both be jobbers, but I'm the more experienced one of the two of us." - "No! That's impossible! How can this be???", says a shocked Jobberboy. | |
 | Other | Reversing... | Loserboy quickly turns the table against Loserboy by turning him down. Jobberboy tries to resist and to wrap his legs against to Loserboy, but it's too late. - "Resistance is futile, Jobberboy.", whispers Loserboy in Jobberboy's ears as he puts on Jobberoy his own Sleeper. | |
 | Reverse sleeper | Good night! | | |
 | Reverse indian deathlock | Reverse indian deathlocked! | Loserboy's superior agility allows him to flip Jobberboy around to latch on him the Devastating Reverse Indian Deathlock of Doom! - "I got you now, Jobberboy! What do you say?" Having never felt so much pain climbing up his legs, Jobberboy yells: - "ARRRGH! I GIVE! I GIVE!" - "Mwahahahaha!!!", laughs hysterically Loserboy, "That's 1-0 for me! But no sense counting points, because I don't care if you give, I'll make you give over and over again!" | |
 | Combo: Reverse indian deathlock with camel clutch | Reverse indian deathlocked, part 2 | - "Hearing you submit is music to my ears. What was that, Jobberboy? Can you say it again?", asks Loserboy as he combines a chinlock with his reverse indian deathlock! - "ARGH! Nooo! I GIVE! I GIVE!" - "Now that's 2-0! This is a total beatdown, Jobberboy! This is exactly what you deserve when you have a name like Jobberboy!", laughs Loserboy. | |
 | Figure-four leglock | Loserboy figure-four leg locks Jobberboy | - "Regardless, I'm gonna play with you a bit more. 2 points is not enough, Illl settle for five points!" Loserboy unleashes Jobberboy from the deathlock, but immediately locks him up again in a Figure-Four Leglock! - "C'mon, Jobberboy! GIVE UP!", asks Loserboy menacingly. - "I GIVE! I GIVE! I GIVE!", cries Jobberboy! - "YEAHHHHH! 3-0! Submission points just keeps falling from the skies, like money from a tree!" | |
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 | Torture rack | Loserboy racks Jobberboy, part 1 | Loserboy easily picks Jobberboy off the ground like picking up a flower from a field. He places Jobberboy on his shoulders and warns him: - "And now, it's time to finish you off!" Loserboy signals that he's ready to go for his finisher! No, it's a different one. What better way than to demonstrate his strength by showing off his Backbreaking Torture Rack of Back Breaking! - "GRRAAAH! RUUUH! SUBMIT!", roars Loserboy as he flexes and arches Jobberboy's back in an up and down motion. - "I submit! I SUBMIT!", pleads Jobberboy as he can't take it anymore. His back stretched beyond his imagination. | |
 | Torture rack | Loserboy racks Jobberboy, part 2 | - "That's 4-0! Give me one more point! I need another one! GIVE IT UP!" - "I GIVE! I GIIIIIIVVE! I GIVE! You can shove all the points you want up your ass!", whines the Great Jobberboy. He can't take it anymore. - "5-0! Ha ha ha ha ha! I can rack you all night, Jobberboy. You're my lightest opponent yet and my easiest opponent ever!" | |
 | Torture rack | Loserboy racks Jobberboy, part 3 | To give Jobberboy the ultimate blow, Loserboy "claims" his prize by grabbing a hold of Jobberboy's prized jewels. Loserboy continues to rack Jobberboy for the remainder of the night, hearing him plead for mercy, hearing him give up each second and counting up to 1,325,748-0 points of submission... Loserboy enjoys racking Jobberboy endlessly... Loserboy has finally managed to pocket a win against the Great Jobberboy. Who shall he destroy next? Or perhaps, he should have another rematch with Jobberboy to humiliate him again? | |
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