Match #10: Loserboy vs. Dr. Love

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Notes about this match


Loserboy
5'4", 155 lbs
loserboy200@yahoo.ca


Dr. Love
5'5", 152 lbs
doctorofthelove@yahoo.com



Loserboy starts the match and picks up Dr. Love in a good ol' bearhug.

Dr. Love is feeling his body being crushed by a slightly smaller guy... To defend himself, Dr. Love grips himself tight to Loserboy while reinforcing his body and grinding his teeth to avoid showing any sign of weakness.

- "I'm simply warming up. Once I put my bearhug into full power, you'll be screaming in pain! Raaaawwwwrrrr! Grrrrrrrrr!"

As he taunts his opponent, Loserboy drags Dr. Love around the room and grips his bearhug tighter and tighter by the second. Yet, Dr. Love's resistance is still strong. He addresses Loserboy as if he is no match to him:

- "Am I supposed to feel anything in this useless bearhug of yours?"
Irritated by Dr. Love's comments, Loserboy switches tactics

- "Oh yeah!? Try this instead! This ought to break your neck!"

- "Hmmmpph! I still can't feel the slightest pain."
- "Then let me show you the real definition of pain! This rack will break your back in two!"

- "Arrrrrrrrrgghh! ARRRGH! AUUUGH!"

Loserboy finally managed to hear his opponent moan and groan. He smiles as he racks his opponent and pulls his arms inward to increase the angle of the rack.

- "URRRGGGH! Noooooooo!"

To avoid an early submission, Dr. Love jerks his whole body sideways to escape Loserboy's grip.
Dr. Love falls on the mat, but Loserboy is not through yet. He immediately wraps his legs around Dr. Love's body to cut it in half with his body scissors.

- "GRRRRRR! I want to hear you say I QUIT!"

- "NEVER!!!"

- "Say it! SAY IT!"

- "SCREW YOU!"
- "RAAAAH! You will pay for your insolence!"

Loserboy breaks the scissor hold to attack his opponent with a different hold:

- "Taste my claw of EXCRUCIATING PAIN!!!"

Dr. Love feels no pain. He remains motionless in this hold while laughing at his opponent:

- "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! What is that!? A massage???"




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